Funny Stuff

		Phil M
		Stand proud you noble swingers of clubs and losers of balls .......... A recent study found the average golfer walks about 900 miles a year.. Another study found golfers drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means, on average, golfers get about 41 miles to the gallon. Kind of makes you proud ... Almost feel like a hybrid

10 best caddie remarks

# 10
Golfer "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."
Caddy "Think you can keep your head down that long?"


# 9
Golfer "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course."
Caddy "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth."


# 8
Golfer "Do you think my game is improving?"
Caddy "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."


# 7
Golfer "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?"
Caddy "Eventually."


# 6
Golfer "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."
Caddy "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a
coincidence."


# 5
Golfer "Please stop checking your watch all the time.
It's too much of a distraction."
Caddy "It's not a watch - it's a compass."


# 4
Golfer "How do you like my game?"
Caddy "Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf."


# 3
Golfer "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?"
Caddy "The way you play, sir, it's a sin on any day."


# 2
Golfer "This is the worst course I've ever played on."
Caddy "This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago."


# 1 Best Caddy Comment
Golfer "That can't be my ball, it's too old."
Caddy "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir."